This was my first photoshoot.

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The perfect family? I’d like to think so.

here is what i do when i get bored……more of the stuff that makes me bored

 Sunset Photography by Robin Thomas

In light of a recent post we got on here about girls and there pictures on myspace and such. I thought i would have a little fun. Enjoy

12, 13, 14, and 15 year olds! (or anyone) 
  If you have a number in your screen name or any other name such as “69″
or “420″. You are a retard who needs to grow up. its just a freakin number it doesnt mean anything so get over it already.

Dude please…
  Guys. If you talk about how big your dick is and try to compaire it to every other guys dick,
here is a clue. NO one gives a crap about your dick. Just becouse you think you have monster in your
pants dont make you a better person or even more of a man. if you think the size of
your thing is what makes a man you are going to have a very very hard life ahead of you.

Photo Style: Blurry What they want you to think: Artistic What it really means: Fat, Coverd in acne	Photo Style: Self portrait taken in mirror What they want you to think: trendy What it really means: To damn stupid to figure out how to use the timer mode
Photo Style: up close, Dark photo What they want you to think: dark, Egnigmatic, deep What it really means: fat	Photo Style: Extreme angle What they want you to think: Trendy, Eccentric What it really means: ugly. perhaps the only picture in existance that hides that
Photo Style: Someone with booze What they want you to think: fun, Likes to party What it really means: Alcoholic. When drunk will have sex with anything with a heartbeat	Photo Style: long nasyt hair, Cheezy glasses What they want you to think: in a band, Down with the scene What it really means: too much of a bum to afford soap, A haircut, or glasses.
Photo Style: Extreme angled bust shot What they want you to think: Sexy, Naughty, Desireable What it really means: Fat	Photo Style: Subtle photo of the goods What they want you to think: Cute, Fun, May be naughty, But not obvious What it really means: Loves the cock, Will give it up easy
Photo Style: Obvious photo of the goods What they want you to think: Sexy, Hot, beautiful, Etc What it really means: Loves the cock, Will make your life a living hell to get some	Photo Style: Dude wearing makeup What they want you to think: In a band, Down with the scene What it really means: Needs a real girlfriend.
Photo Style: Extreme closeup of any body part (minus eyes) What they want you to think: Sexy, Beautiful, Hot, Etc What it really means: Not there picture. possibly fat, Ugly, Disfigured, Etc	Photo Style: Eyes What they want you to think: Deep, Enigmatic What it really means: Beware: Quite possible a ninja
Photo Style: Ummm…Eww What they want you to think: Sexy What it really means: Sweet merciful Jesus why?	Photo Style: Person in car What they want you to think: They have a nice car What it really means: Drives a 88′ Toyota Tercel wagon

Attention to all girls
  if you have half naked pics on your profile and you have alot of
friends, Dont think alot of yourself just yet. A horny guy will screw anything that walks so having a crap load of guy friends dont mean anything.
They dont want you they want what they see. they dont care about your personality or your past or your future. they dont care what music you like
what food you like or your friends. all they want is to see the rest of the cloths off then there gone. every girl knows this so why
do they get there heart broken so much.

Attention to all girls…Once more
  Ok here is somehting that bothers me. if you are a girl and you look mildly good, and you have alot of “guy” friends. Dont waste time with telling your boyfriend that there are just friends and you dont see them like that and there cool about it. ITS BULLSHIT. im a guy i know. There is only two reason for a girl to have guy friends. 1: You are fine. And 2: You give it up easy. A guy as no moral intrest in being just a “Friend”. they want something. either it be sex or just a fine girl next to him hanging out. if the hanging out thing is the case i swear to you in the back of his head he is thinking that one day he will get lucky. and to prove this point i say this. take any ugly fat girl and see how many guy friends she has. there will be very few to none. girls that party alot will have moer guy friends than most becouse of the chances of the guy getting lucky improve greatly.