Im from Alabama
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Alabama came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. this is some funny shit just read all of it! lolCALIFORNIA:- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not “down to the shore”
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well…Miami can hang.
- I say “like” and “for sure” and “right on” and “dude” and “totally” and “peace out” and “chill” and “tight” and “bro” and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We’ll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American’s!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we’re better and thats how it is
- I don’t get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you’re from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I’m on vacation in their state, but when they find out I’m from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don’t stop at stop signs… we do a “california roll”
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you “other” states watch get filmed here
- We’re the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State…..GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I’m better than you [geez…. hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU’RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU’RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
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ALABAMA:
Ahem… So.. Um.. yeah… I read this, and thought I would reply…
Hey… California listen up… Alabama is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long… plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won’t even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the “beach” instead of the “shore”… but can you go to the drive thru “Beer Barn?” What now surfer boy?
- You’re chicks aren’t way hotter than ours… they are almost equal… and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye… We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We’re taught to say “Yes Sir” and “Yes Ma’am” and respect our elders because of it. We also say “Howdy” and “fixin” and “Yall” are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world 
We’re famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like… but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha… who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done…
- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- We’re smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california.
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren’t chasin the beer by 1 yr old… you’re behind.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven’t even come home by then.
- Ok… you said,”You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you’re from, you give your area code” and as hard as I try I have no idea what you’re talking about… I think you’re watching too much tv.
- Yeah, you’ll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.
- Of course you don’t stop at stop signs… none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh… well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
- You can keep your golden state… We’re the Beautiful State…the one and only!! So bitch please
- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol?
- You guys have the best athletes huh? What about 12 national football championships for U of Alabama and 16+ national swimming championships from Auburn oh and DUH everyone knows Mia Hamm, Terrell Owens, Jamarcus Russell, Jake Peavy and the HOOVER football team ETC. DUH! And Condaleeza Rice is the MVP for playin tonsil hockey with Bush
- Football is a religion, not a sport
- In Alabama, football means football, not soccer.
- Alabama is the best!
lol wow i dont even know what to say about this lol
OMFG
Screw Florida, I’m moving up to Alabama.
I’m sure I can make amends with the rednecks.
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Hahah that is pretty funny. Am I the only one who’s from the northwest here? Hahaha. Sorry guys… Cali isn’t great and neither is Alabama. It’s all about COLORADO!! Whoo!!! lol
lol. its strange that you said that becouse me and robin was just talking about coming there for a bit. i told her that if we went that you would have to take us to a few shows there. though i dont think that she likes that kinda music… o well damnit i wanna go
You guys should so come here! Believe me shows are just the beggining of it. Colorado is the most beautiful place you will see in the states.
Oh and I found something similar:
You have gone to school with a foot of snow on the ground, gotten out of classes, and gone tanning… all in the same day!
You drink Celestial Seasonings and know it originated in Colorado!
Thunder has set off your car alarm.
You are the third car to run a red light after it has changed…unless you’re in Boulder where they have those camera things :S
You personally wouldn’t pay $10 per head to drive up Pikes Peak unless it was the only mountain on earth, but you tell all our houseguests to do it.
You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.
You’ve been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.
When the green signs on the highway showing what town you’re in have a number for elevation instead of the population
You can recite Tom Shane, Dealin’ Doug, Shagman, and American Furniture Warehouse commercials by heart.
You shop for a new car and know that there is no way you can buy one that doesn’t have AWD or 4WD
You know what SNIAGRAB is, and love it!
Goggle tans are in fashion.
When other teams that play the Broncos at home have to have oxygen masks on the sidelines
Out of town-ers see balloons on the telephone wires and ask you what those are for
omg lol. is it snowing there yet?
Telstra HipTop Slide - Australian…
There is also no video playback or video recording and the 1.3-megapixel camera doesn’t include a flash, self-portrait mirror or…
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california.
lmao